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Sorry, I have not been feeling too well the last 3 or so days. That infection really seemed to knock me a bit flat. I have not been my pleasant self. Mum and dad keep saying I am doing so well. They must be lowering their standards, because normally they would not stand for such crabby behaviour.
I need to get Ramsay on speed dial. His cooking competition in this establishment is going nowhere quickly. I have completely gone off my food. In fact, I think I have been poisoned. They always say there is nothing like food poisoning to make you ill. I have been getting sick far too often for my (or mum and dad's) liking. We all end up playing dress up a few times a day. Clothes are not lasting long with my whoops's.
